davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

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Posted 4 hours ago

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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Posted 11 hours ago

troyesivan:

beautiful

Posted 11 hours ago
pussylipgloss:

free honey :-)

pussylipgloss:

free honey :-)

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Posted 13 hours ago
gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

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Posted 2 days ago

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

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Posted 2 days ago

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

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Posted 2 days ago

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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Posted 3 days ago
dan-is-our-moon-child:

It just keep getting better

dan-is-our-moon-child:

It just keep getting better

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Posted 3 days ago

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Posted 3 days ago

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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Posted 3 days ago